Merry Christmas or whatever it is you might be celebrating this year. I hope it's as great as you hope'd it would be and then some. Enjoy yourself and your family and even those annoying two sizes too small sweaters that your cousins always buy you. Look on the bright side, they simply think you are skinnier than you actually are—who cares that you'll never be able to wear it!
So anyways. Enjoy those mediocre deviled eggs your aunt brings and pretend to love those socks your grandmother buys you every year. She gets such a great deal on them at costco, how could she even think about passing them up?
(Disclaimer: I've never actually been to Costco so I do not know if they even sell socks yet alone at a great deal.)
But really. Enjoy the holidays and at least pretend you enjoy your family. I'm sure they are all lovely people.
Have a fabulous Christmas.